Alaska's biggest quitter, Sarah Palin, is "Going Rogue" once again - this time in her sure-to-be-hilarious autobiography, "Going Rogue: An American Life."  I use the word "autobiography" loosely, as it implies that she wrote the book herself, which we know isn't the case.  And with a November 17th release date (just in time to stuff your stocking with BS!) she's bound (get it?!) to make money hand over fist.  

I'm TOTALLY SHOCKED (insert sarcasm here) that Sarah is poised to make millions of dollars (millions MORE that is - more than the initial advance) mere months after she quit office.  I mean, don't get me wrong, that's not why I think she quit or anything (COUGH!).  She told us she quit because it was what was best for Alaska - because her rogue-y-ness was making her less effective as governor.  Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking.  "But Sarah!  During the election you told us your rogue-y-ness made you MORE effective!"  But that's part of what makes Sarah so friggin' hilarious.  She has no idea what she's talking about, ever.

So I'll take a copy of "Dreams From My Father" or "The Audacity of Hope" or "True Compass".  Or a gift certificate to Amazon so I can download all three to my Kindle.  Thanks.